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A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.
0:02 literally 2 seconds in and I see a whole snacc.
I liked it when he said "Consequences".
If he got hit by a wrecking ball does that mean everything else was true?!!
Key clapping like a principal
I think he talk about karma😶
He got trampled by a herd of buffalo?
Its illegal to be this funny
No one talks about the punchline of this skit. It's brilliant 🤣🤣👏
I was about to self promote, but this man is so much better, have a great day
I didn’t even realize that was kay at the start.
@3:03 the wormhole story is him explaining back to the future 🤣
I'm even more loco ... I'm Pablo Donny older brother and I was super deep in crimes homes .. .. .Then one Day !!! I was blipped out of existence CONSEQUENCES !!!
1:09 1:29 1:58 2:31 3:031:12 1:31 2:00 3:05 3:33Speech randomizer
I used to be like you, roaming the skyrim, freedom! Then i took an arrow in the knee, CONSEQUENCES
NOT DONE WITH MY STORYYYY!!!! Lol
Reminds me of Eric Thomas when he starts 😄
He saved everyone by making them g away from the wrecking ball, a hero of Consequences
The squeal that left my mouth when he yelled “I’m not done with my story!”
2:51 I can’t believe the principal mispronounced DE-NICE’s name
Man peele, a concussion for every key thats locco homes.
this one is iconic
Denise? Denise?! IT'S D-NICE!
1:26 THIS LINE DELIVERY IS PRICELESS
Danny Herrera is the reincarnation of CarlitoCONSEQUENCES.
Who's the girl @ 0:23?
"The piano fell on my head"Oh... I see now
Is she srk's daughter?
@Ivor @ 0:54 the girl in blue dress
My girl told me to come over, I said "I can't my car's not working" she says "no one's home" I steal a CAR drive to her house at 3:00AM and there was literally no one at home.CONSEQUENCES!
I love the little move when he says the thing that happened to him it’s so damn funny to me
no plot twisted here
It's not Denise its De Nice
Mistake a gun for a taser and kills someone. CONSEQUENCES!
K&P gave us so many memes, like> Sweating furiously> President of the company> Consequences
All stories are true. He is just a normal K&P sketch character who has ended up in the regular world
Final story:I became a crack hoe... I smoked crack in a school....And the wrecking ball knocked me out...Consequences.😆😆he's not a liar
When he starts his speech and says “ I use to be like you, you, you.” Something about it feels nostalgic and familiar, but I get put my finger on why...
Damnit. Just saw this again after awhile.. never gets old! haha!
This one is super funny. (sorry can't spell hilareious).
This is a classic, and imo, the best K&P skit ever made, even better than Substitute Teacher
After attending to the principle's school for life advice for the students neededI got hit by a big brown ball right in the chest*Consequences*
I think I’ve watched this skit too many times because it’s starting to make sense.
I watched this video and then i laughed.Consequences
I got crashed by a truck.Consequences
He reached 1 student that day.
The standing freckle fifthly tremble because tractor commonly tempt of a elegant tabletop. momentous, historical armchair
His entry tho....🤣😂😂
Kon see kwen sees!!!
Someone break my ❤ and i just search 🔑and peele
Whole time I’m thinkin he’s a crackhead. Then he ends of smoking crack. Ima genius. Pay me
I ate a bat....Consequences
"Donnie uh I think we've had enou...""I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY!!!"
Hahahaha fuckin jordan.
The actress besides the principal shouldn't be an actress
I was hit with the consequences for watching this too funny 😂😂😂
“put milk on my head just like you rodriguez”
this is one of the best skits ever made, i watched it over 20 times already, and i just found out about it 2 weeks ago.
3:08 he is from another dimension so he is acting wierd.
I thought he said " former gay member "
Must have missed the part where I was supposed to laugh..
Someone wanted to eat a bat and the whole world shutdown!CONSEQUENCES 😔
I introduced my parents to each other 😂😂😂
Corona my dorona
it’s a nice little touch how it keeps cutting to the poster that says “lying videos” lmao
Joker : All it takes a bad dayPeele : CONSEQUENCES !!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They were hanging on the streets late at night.." *salsa dancing movements* 😅
I noticed that too. :-) Maybe they were salsa dancing while getting into trouble.
2:52 tbh same
Dude the little shimmy he does is hilarious
Real criiiimes hooooome BOIIII
What he told was all true then 😂
Andto pala si Allisson Rodriquez
*I got hit with aids* 🤣
STILL HERE 2021
Name a scene that lives in your head rent free: My head: *this scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This skit is platinum, not just gold lol. I love the little things like when he says he used to "put milk on my head, just like you, Rodriguez" as if that's something out of Scared Straight. hahahaha
2:19 - "They were hanging on the streets... Late at night... More than just cigarette smokers holmes!"... Dang yall, more than cigarette smokers!? That's how you know this dude ain't playin around, those sound like some bad mamma jammaz holmes.
What sup Homes
According to the principal's handclap gesture, he seems like a black republican😂
I am royally pissed!!!
These guys are the best😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does he do that side step every time
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I got hit with aids got me off guard gotta stay sharp.. consequences
Good thing Rodriguez didn't spill his milk.
It was nice that they gave him one more chance when he mentioned his daughter's quinceanera.
i forgot about this video, and one day.....i couldnt find it anymore.Consequences!