Simpin' ain't Pimpin'

Published on Apr 14, 2021
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Simping doesn't just happen at the beginning. Your POI's energy can shift even in the 4th quarter.
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  • Yea Boiii

    Yea Boiii

    25 days ago

    “It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”

    • Angel Soria

      Angel Soria

      Day ago

      We saw the video dude

    • Kezuki Valentine

      Kezuki Valentine

      6 days ago

      This hurt so much

    • Trey R

      Trey R

      6 days ago

      @Claudio Benavides if that same one person holds the power of the it

    • Claudio Benavides

      Claudio Benavides

      7 days ago

      @Trey R I mean how can one person make the universe

    • Trey R

      Trey R

      7 days ago

      @Claudio Benavides again nothing too wrong with that but let me get this straight you think it just happens with no one responsible

  • Philicia Danielle

    Philicia Danielle

    13 minutes ago

    AAAAAWWWWWWWWW Swoozieeeee

  • Kangaroo Apple

    Kangaroo Apple

    Hour ago

    Man...it’s going to be tough taking off on this platform. Lol Love your vids though. Been watching since middle school

  • DOCC

    DOCC

    6 hours ago

    A lot of people drink tea when listening to drama but when I listen to Swoozie’s drama I eat an orange

  • Jayvien Page

    Jayvien Page

    6 hours ago

    Swoozie I just want to say that you are one of the top best YouTubers on YouTube

  • Got the SAUCE

    Got the SAUCE

    19 hours ago

    She was gone for 6 hours lol she was gettin smashed out

  • SOSUKE AIZEN

    SOSUKE AIZEN

    20 hours ago

    I love when you upload

  • XGIRL107

    XGIRL107

    23 hours ago

    Lol not the Disney world ad

  • Xeneith Destroyer

    Xeneith Destroyer

    Day ago

    Road, sidewalk, dort

  • Lynnette Bengi

    Lynnette Bengi

    Day ago

    Pls more videos

  • Carl Soll

    Carl Soll

    Day ago

    0:05 Never skip leg day Swoo

  • HeyyitzRayy

    HeyyitzRayy

    Day ago

    U got "sheeeesh" look

  • ac id.

    ac id.

    Day ago

    Why haven't I Heard of you ? lol

  • Lil Kenshin

    Lil Kenshin

    2 days ago

    This Is Therapy 101

  • Selma Bahy

    Selma Bahy

    2 days ago

    Already one of my favorite vids from you sWooZ. That seems really painful. I don't think you were simping honestly. I hope you're starting to feel better after everything that happened :)

  • gla mub

    gla mub

    2 days ago

    "I'm from the trenches.." I can't

  • Ces Islas

    Ces Islas

    2 days ago

    My condolences

  • Adorbsx Lqllies2

    Adorbsx Lqllies2

    3 days ago

    "I aint gonna give more details because yall gonna go to the police"
    Me: *phiscly and mentally not okay*

    THIS HAD ME FALL OFF MY BED-

  • alex carter

    alex carter

    3 days ago

    start posting more if you agree dont reply just re-say

  • MrNightMare#4564 Xbox

    MrNightMare#4564 Xbox

    3 days ago

    Bro I haven’t watched him in years 😔😔😔, literally lost my old account and forgot I watched him. :////

  • Camille Todoroki

    Camille Todoroki

    3 days ago

    WHITNEY HOUSTON: I will Always love you Hurts When you're sad

  • Pomgna Linder

    Pomgna Linder

    3 days ago

    i love the voice he makes lol

  • Owen Kramer

    Owen Kramer

    3 days ago

    the back to back guy had the tea early

  • Keekz Tha Rapper

    Keekz Tha Rapper

    3 days ago

    Waiting on the chance to shoot my shot. We can be flyyyyy together lol . *logs on tinder *

  • I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety

    I got 0 confidence and 100 anxiety

    3 days ago

    I wanna buy a bed frame like that

  • K Haven

    K Haven

    4 days ago

    14:14 those sounds brooooo 😂

  • Christian Palomares

    Christian Palomares

    4 days ago

    You got this pimp 🦾

  • Stephan Spring

    Stephan Spring

    4 days ago

    Bruh you was simpin. How you going to put a ring on something you say you wasn't dating. you were technically dating where you messed up is that you were long distance dating and we all know how that go that's where you messed up.

  • Alana Powell

    Alana Powell

    4 days ago

    I jus love that fact that your friend has my name bc it really felt like you was talking to me 😂

  • Michelle Lee

    Michelle Lee

    4 days ago

    I love how the girl doesnt even show up after like, halfway through, the latter half is just dealing with it. Very accurate.

  • Astrxlul

    Astrxlul

    4 days ago

    Y

  • NIGEL DERRICK

    NIGEL DERRICK

    4 days ago

    Im new here and i kinda like watched like 20 of your videos...ok i just like accidentally clicked on fast and curious 2 and have to say I like I LOVE your stories and though this may not be much for you seeing that you have 7.41MILLION SUBS, you now have 7.14 + 1

  • Murphy Animates

    Murphy Animates

    4 days ago

    Man's dressed like the normal zombie from PvZ 😂

  • Az 191

    Az 191

    4 days ago

    I could never cry in public man

  • My name is Ag

    My name is Ag

    5 days ago

    Swoozie "Video Game Drug Dealer " what was the game?

  • Itz Valid

    Itz Valid

    5 days ago

    Shiii u got drip

  • Jamez the B0T

    Jamez the B0T

    5 days ago

    11:27 I have had these days, too many times to count

  • mina botros

    mina botros

    5 days ago

    Their are some girls that don’t respect your time don’t waste your time sometimes it’s better just to put a wall

  • DEVIN SMITH

    DEVIN SMITH

    5 days ago

    sWooZie stop the simp

  • Crew Swaggerlock

    Crew Swaggerlock

    5 days ago

    *THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SHITTIEST INNAPROPRIATE CHANNELS ON YOUTUBE! JUST LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL FOR THE VIDEO THAT SAYS, "WHY PEOPLE CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • Ricardo Lockheart

    Ricardo Lockheart

    6 days ago

    Bro swoozie got so depressed he started throwing up gang signs...
    damn

  • Beliece Bobb

    Beliece Bobb

    6 days ago

    I'm just loving you right now.

  • Lord Tonnix

    Lord Tonnix

    6 days ago

    The video was hella sad but it taught me one lesson; never listen to whitney houston at an airport. But for real dont let this hurt you swooz, you too pretty to be heartbroken

  • kimzi

    kimzi

    6 days ago

    I haven’t seen a swoozie video in like 2 years, it’s good to be back

  • Glox Ali

    Glox Ali

    6 days ago

    at least i hate u i love u didnt come up

  • Imthepizzaboi

    Imthepizzaboi

    6 days ago

    is anyone thinking that its crazy hes as old as usher

  • Tre Hall

    Tre Hall

    6 days ago

    Bro been there. A thug Tear

  • MooseJuice

    MooseJuice

    6 days ago

    Constantine spittin facts

  • Dominic Torres

    Dominic Torres

    6 days ago

    Glad ur back swoozie! Been watching u since 2015 and your videos always make me laugh

  • -Shine!-

    -Shine!-

    7 days ago

    Spread the title.

  • Jay Cee

    Jay Cee

    7 days ago

    DUDE!!! I haven't seen One of your videos in years.

  • Tyler fortnite blevins Stan

    Tyler fortnite blevins Stan

    7 days ago

    Biggest simp moment ever

  • ivetta ilienkova

    ivetta ilienkova

    7 days ago

    This is the first video I see on this channel, I LOVE IT, I need more

  • Kace Gee

    Kace Gee

    7 days ago

    Expectations were too high when u said u planned on staying for 10 days and told her 3 days 🤦 that's why too long and how is her saying my day is fine how was yours deflecting 🤦🤦🤦🤦

  • Lil Maskie

    Lil Maskie

    7 days ago

    9:57 that happened to me too 😂😭 last year

  • Jude limon

    Jude limon

    8 days ago

    Its ok swoozie these girls aint loyal

  • Mary Angela Lamp

    Mary Angela Lamp

    8 days ago

    0:03
    australia?

  • Archyoohoo

    Archyoohoo

    8 days ago

    Hey swoozie an actual question how do you handle depression like how do you deal with.....

  • Polybius

    Polybius

    8 days ago

    NYC girl belongs to the streets.

  • Sergio Rocha

    Sergio Rocha

    8 days ago

    Its ok to feel. Shit happens man , i am currently infatuated like crazy for this one girl i know how you feel. 🤷 We are human no matter how pimp we are but you should ALWAYS, express your intentions. She already liked yoy, you did not need to worry about the simp shit.

  • Joseph Musi

    Joseph Musi

    8 days ago

    Swoozie is so wholesome

  • The SaltySailor

    The SaltySailor

    8 days ago

    I was just in a situation similar to this, didnt fly a distance for a girl, but I was simping super hard over a girl, I did all sorts of things for this girl, I unironically would have layed out in the street and died for this woman she meant everything to me. Almost more than some of my family if not as much, but she was never on the same wifi as me. I had long drives to nowhere, walked the lakes, just sat and stared into space for nothing to show for it.
    I had already almost taken my own life after my girlfriend who I intended to marry decided to cheat on me in bootcamp. I planned on coming home and bringing the wrath of god upon her and her new dude both, I let anger and frustration get the better of me. I never fully healed from that. So I vowed to never allow that sort of pain to afflict my actions again. Same with the girl I was hardcore simping over, if I was busy doing something and she needed help or a shoulder to cry on, I was there every single time, on the dot. None of it meant anything to her, she got her ex back that she wanted so deeply but never gave a look in my direction for what I did for her. After that I learned to accept that you can give a girl the world, in the end if she never had anything for you, she never will. Ever since she got what she wanted I havent heard from her. Anytime she hits me up it's never to hang out, it's always cause she needs something or wanted help for her ex that she was trying to win back.
    In the end she was happy and I couldnt argue it, I couldnt fight it. Just learned to accept it, and that's shows the true merit of someones character.

  • ShockWaveZ

    ShockWaveZ

    8 days ago

    When you like a girl in 2021

  • T0tem0

    T0tem0

    9 days ago

    “Do you Loike it?”

  • Jarret Chambers

    Jarret Chambers

    9 days ago

    swooze the goat!

  • Harsh Sharma

    Harsh Sharma

    9 days ago

    Why you so cute???

  • Austin the German Shepard

    Austin the German Shepard

    9 days ago

    Not going to lie but you look like al rooker

  • Nourah Mumeen

    Nourah Mumeen

    9 days ago

    You traded in your whole accent? That takes away everything...now you just a regular black dude. How disappointing for me.

  • Lilrobert Lopez

    Lilrobert Lopez

    9 days ago

    SWOOZIE. PLEASE DO A REVIEW FOR THE SPONGEBOB ANIME

  • Skits n’ Gamez

    Skits n’ Gamez

    9 days ago

    If simpin, you trippin

  • Reese Gundersen

    Reese Gundersen

    9 days ago

    My man needs some firebird suite

  • MissRocsi

    MissRocsi

    10 days ago

    Swooz1ee yes

  • CHIBUNDUM EZEH

    CHIBUNDUM EZEH

    10 days ago

    "don't let the clean up confuse you from the trenches" Swoozie. Apr 14, 2021

  • PurpleFlavor

    PurpleFlavor

    10 days ago

    His forehead.. Jesus

  • AshleuLee

    AshleuLee

    10 days ago

    Bro, I would've been bawling as soon as the first four notes of video games came through the speakers, you are so strong for holding it together for so damn long.

  • super extreme bros.

    super extreme bros.

    10 days ago

    No wonder this guy hasn't uploaded cuz he was delicious ice cream of a video

  • Asian Toest

    Asian Toest

    10 days ago

    He said” I already took one L today”, hels literally wearing thr Light Yagami Outfit XD

  • Asian Toest

    Asian Toest

    10 days ago

    “Everything that happened was my fault”, you’re litterally wearing the Light Yagami Outfit XD

  • Lou ocasio

    Lou ocasio

    10 days ago

    Where’s the next video 😭 love these animations !!

  • alan0jjang

    alan0jjang

    10 days ago

    I feel you Swoozzz... I feel youuuu :')
    It is so much feels when you get rejected by the girl, you just feel absolutely destroyed, but in my case I was lucky that she gave me had closure... still not a great feeling to be in.

  • shortlast

    shortlast

    10 days ago

    this is my future husband. i promise yall.

  • Keenan cheatham

    Keenan cheatham

    10 days ago

    I believe that you went through a hard time. But your funny.

  • Зарина Акунова

    Зарина Акунова

    10 days ago

    😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • Yusuf Rahman

    Yusuf Rahman

    10 days ago

    Dude, you flew over the ocean to see this girl and she spent more time kicking it with her friends over you!
    When she left the next day to be in the sisterhood when she came back to the Motel/Hotel..It's called a Hoe-tel for a reason.
    You should've been chilling at your crib at home and, let your other girl answer the phone if she called you.
    Problem solved!

  • Kloreone

    Kloreone

    10 days ago

    No1 talking about how he switched up the thumbnail tho? 😂

  • Arekkusu

    Arekkusu

    10 days ago

    Simpin ain't easy

  • Niala

    Niala

    11 days ago

    Did he lose a ton of weight? 😕 Hope it wasn't because of this chick

  • Yuley Glez

    Yuley Glez

    11 days ago

    on my birthday and when I got my girl

  • Harold Balczac

    Harold Balczac

    11 days ago

    7:43 That Kirby sound was perfect.

  • Tre Draine III

    Tre Draine III

    11 days ago

    I thought toy where going to miss your flight

  • brianna antuna

    brianna antuna

    11 days ago

    Closure is self made. If you want it create for yourself and just move on 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • Eliud Morales

    Eliud Morales

    11 days ago

    Damn, this explains every thing of when I started seeing this girl and then she had a guy

  • kevina warner

    kevina warner

    11 days ago

    Dude i feel ya on this last year was one of my worst lol having my heartbroken by someone who own 3 outfits sighhhh i hated myself for that
    Like ughhhhh im walking through the streets of kingstown nah i aint gonna burst a tear nope walking okau walkinh all of sudden it came out i ran go to subway 😓😞😟 and go straight into the bathroom and let go some bawl .The rest of the day i was upset with everybodyy

  • Liko Arreola

    Liko Arreola

    11 days ago

    God and Jesus Always

  • Sonic A

    Sonic A

    11 days ago

    I’ve been needing some swoozie binge watching 😭

  • xXDragonCraft

    xXDragonCraft

    11 days ago

    me trying to sing at a contest 9:43

  • erik. h

    erik. h

    11 days ago

    THIS DUDE MIGHT NOT KNOW IT.. BUT HE'S GAY.B

  • Mone V

    Mone V

    11 days ago

    Swoooooooziiiieee, my man!!! I’m so happy you’re still around.
    We all going through break ups. Lol I finally let go last night. *FR THIS TIME*
    I really missed you, glad I can get that nostalgic feel watching your videos again.

  • نيرة حسن كاظم عبد الحسين

    نيرة حسن كاظم عبد الحسين

    11 days ago

    ة

  • memes4life memes4life

    memes4life memes4life

    11 days ago

    Me: ight why are you recommending this